Okay folks - here it is. This is where I reveal the new loaf of bread I've been perfecting over the past few months - Marmite and Parmesan bread -
Marmesan. (Geddit?)
We came up with the idea when I decided to enter the Brockwell Bake - a baking competition held in Brixton. The Husband and some friends of ours came up with the ingredients, I came up with the name. I then took the idea, and worked on it over three months, taking samples into work, until I was happy with the recipe.
I was VERY excited about the Brockwell Bake. Legendary bakers judge categories of bread made by the public, (Dan Lepard was a judge last year), and millers and industry professionals hold talks on various topics about Real Bread. What better way to spend a Sunday afternoon?!
Hopes held high, we proudly arrived with two loaves of freshly baked Marmesan. There weren't too many entries, but enough to make it competitive. Each category (white, sourdough, wholewheat etc.) had two levels - professional and home baked. I entered Marmesan into the home baked Specialty category. I drooled over a long table of various stoneground organic flours from around the country, and carefully chose three interesting looking ones to take home.
Then we waited. And waited. The talks were running excruciatingly late, and finally started around four hours after they should have. What could have been a very interesting talk from Jonathan Cook of Fosters Windmill, Swaffham Prior kept being interrupted by some mouthy know-it-alls in the front row (who were obviously veteran expert bakers, but come on, you don't interrupt someone presenting to an audience!)
Then the winners of the competition were announced. It turned out that these same veteran expert bakers could enter the home baked category if they'd baked their entry from home. Yeah, cos that's fair. The mouthiest of the mouthy know-it-alls walked away with almost every prize. Another (non mouthy and quite nice) professional baker walked away with most of the rest of the home baked category prizes.
Resisting the urge to shout "fix!", I collected my flour purchases and stormed off, as best as one can storm off when no one is watching because one didn't win anything...
Turns out the mouthy guy who won everything (including best in show) was
the competition organiser. I kid you not. Take a moment to reflect upon the pure unfairness of it all. The competition organiser, a veteran professional baker, enters the home baked categories, and wins it all. What a farce. What a waste of time, energy, and beautiful Stoates stoneground flour. And Marmite.
I still stand by the fact that my Marmesan bread was great though, and The Husband can't get enough of it... so here's the recipe:
Marmesan Bread
100g white sourdough leaven
300g strong white bread flour
100g wholemeal flour
300ml warm water
10g fresh yeast, crumbled
200g Marmite
100g freshly grated Parmesan cheese
Mix the leaven, flours and yeast together with the water and knead for five minutes. Stretch the dough out and pat it into a square. Pour half the Marmite into the dough, and continue to knead until the Marmite is worked in. At this point you will think you've ruined your dough as it all turns wet and gooey, but trust me - it will get better. When you think you're brave enough, add the second half of the Marmite and work it all in. Your previously white dough will now be a soft orangey-brown colour.
Shape the dough into a round, and let it rise in a warm covered bowl until it doubles in size. Press your fingers in the dough to deflate it, and repeat the rise until it doubles in size again. Shape the dough into a loaf, and place into a bread tin. Generously shave the Parmesan over the top of the loaf and bake for 35-40 minutes. Cool on a wire rack.
This bread is really really good with cheese on it, or with baked beans on top for breakfast.
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